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Tariff Hat
Tariff Hat
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$27.99 USD
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$27.99 USD
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This isn’t just a hat. It’s foreign policy.
Simple. Black. Unstructured. Embroidered with one word that somehow means everything and nothing all at once.
Whether you're:
- dodging inflation
- disrupting brunch
- or explaining supply chains to someone who didn't ask
...this hat does the talking so you don’t have to. 100% cotton, 100% confusion.
Embroidered in clean serif font so it looks like a think tank souvenir.
Bonus:
You don't have to know what a tariff is.
We don’t mass-produce hats. We tariff them—one at a time.
This item is made just for you when you order it. That means it ships a little slower. Appreciate your patience, legend.
Simple. Black. Unstructured. Embroidered with one word that somehow means everything and nothing all at once.
Whether you're:
- dodging inflation
- disrupting brunch
- or explaining supply chains to someone who didn't ask
...this hat does the talking so you don’t have to. 100% cotton, 100% confusion.
Embroidered in clean serif font so it looks like a think tank souvenir.
Bonus:
You don't have to know what a tariff is.
We don’t mass-produce hats. We tariff them—one at a time.
This item is made just for you when you order it. That means it ships a little slower. Appreciate your patience, legend.
Size guide
| A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | |
| One size | 20 ½-24 ⅜ | 4 ¾ | 3 ⅛ | 7 ½ |
