Tariff Things Hat

This isn’t just a hat. It’s foreign policy.

Simple. Black. Unstructured. Embroidered with two words that "strange-ly" mean everything and nothing all at once.

Whether you're:
- dodging inflation
- disrupting brunch
- or explaining supply chains to someone who didn't ask

...this hat does the talking so you don’t have to. 100% cotton, 100% confusion.

We don’t mass-produce hats. We tariff them—one at a time.

This item is made just for you when you order it. That means it ships a little slower. Appreciate your patience, legend.

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